Rare Space Crafts
All-Zone Class Craft (ZiT-I) vary widely in structure and design. Because of the absurdly ridiculous cost, these stellar crafts are extremely rare and their technology very closely guarded.
Dube Merrick, InterGaz award winning journalist, renaissance Acturian, layabout and Captain of the space-Duster explains: "Basically these beauties can trip around deep space without mashing your insides into your footwear. The really truly smartly designed ones won't reassemble your cell structure into taffy that's been chewed by a three-year-old and spit out into a sandbox, pissed on by a dog, retrieved by a rodent and used to plug up tree holes."
Captain Merrick believes there are only four and one half crafts in existence, which can be officially rated as ZiT-I. "The half one isn't MINE. Who told you that? No, mine is a whole one. It's better than any of those pull toys out there."
This image is neither an accurate schematic nor is it of a ZiT-I. "My space-Duster looks way better than that. You're just going to have to trust me." Dube Merrick.