Fred
Fred is a silicon-based life form born in the melded dust of planetoid, R-8nx2.
Through a flash boiling point measuring insanely hot intermingled with an intermittent oxidation state, Fred is on his way to becoming a cell. Fred will spend the rest of his 28-hour existence mingling with other evolving brethren in a warm pool of diluted alkali wishing he had tissue.
Hang in there, Fred!
Myrtle
Myrtle is an indomitable sponge located in the North-Acturian oceans, which recently discovered she has boy bits and girl bits. Myrtle's fellow porous masses and their internal organ-less selves don't much care for this new development of Myrtle's. However, Myrtle will have the last laugh when her fellow sponges are consumed by a Schtumpf-fish leaving Myrtle to go on and lay 354,000 eggs in an old boot.
Way to be, Myrtle!
Zeus
Clustered in the decaying fissures of Thwarp-dog scat, bacterium Zeus resides. At just 1/1000 inches (.0025cm) and one of 2 trillion of his fellow bacteria, Zeus has just gotten a craving for carbon monoxide. "Hey chaps!" Zeus would say if he could. "This rot is damn fine yummy." Zeus and his bacteria brothers will go on to dine in poop of all kinds and decomposing matter, eventually ordering mercury and chemical pollutant smoothies to go!
Steady on, Zeus!